Item: 60 mL bottle of alien urine with handy dropper
Item: assorted luminous organs; grant the ability to deal radiant damage when transplanted into a character’s body
Encounter: a hideous alligator made of dingy resin and beach detritus, created by a wizard from Florida to defend their garage lair; attacks with slashing claws, crushing jaws, and trap attacks using sixpack rings and old fishing nets that it spits out. Once per hour, it can also attack by vomiting up the corpse of an aquatic creature as a projectile attack (roll d12 to select creature, roll d10 for percentage of the corpse remaining intact)
- Baleen Whale
- Scrag Troll
- Triton
- Sahuagin
- Nixie
- Lamprey
- Merrow Ogre
- Lacedon Ghoul
- Dragon Turtle
- Elasmosaurus
- Sea Scorpion
- Mantis Shrimp
Item: Statue of Limitations, idol to the spirit of prevention. The supplicant must agree to limit themself in some way, then indicate to the Statue a target creature on the same plane to limit in the same way (as under a Geas)–e.g., the supplicant tells the Statue they will never again wear flannel, kiss a redhead, or hold a sword, and the targeted creature finds themselves unable to do so as well. If the supplicant breaks the limitation, the Geas is lifted.
DM’s choice: is the original supplicant free to end the limitation as they please, or do they act as if placed under a Geas as well?
Encounter: a Grig adapted to life in the 1890s
Item: Dragon-Walker, a bizarre vehicle built by the ever-bizarre engineers of Eternia out of the corpse of a defeated Green Dragon. Allows the occupant to scoot slowly across the landscape over any large gaps, as well as use the dead dragon’s breath weapon. Leaves incredibly distinctive tracks, so hope you’re not being followed
Encounter: party of Gray Aliens, whose big brains give the race the ability to communicate telepathically (with their minds) and develop advanced technology. A delicacy to Illithids.
Item: Metamagic Feets, a pair of boots that allow magic-users to perform metamagic feats without the extra preparation
Item: Cap of Pick Punch: delivering a punch while wearing this hat delivers damage as if the target was hit by a +2 War Pack
Encounter: Turner D. Century, hipster extremist
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