Encounter: Vuvuzela Archon (like a Trumpet Archon but Chaotic Good instead of Lawful Good)
Item: Meowlingual, electronic device that allows Speak With Animals (feline creatures only)
Encounter: werehouse
Item: Wand of Canned Meat Magic, allows the user to turn preserved rations into palatable meals
Encounter: two fighters who are having a problem
Item: Lenses of Cat’s Sight, grant the user lesser darkvision and improved aim, but costing them the ability to see the color red.
Item: Wand of Fire Touch, deals Fire damage upon successful touch attack. Technically it’s just a really hot pepper on a fork, but you have to remember that when folks in the ol’ Prime Realm or whatever want really hot peppers they import from the Elemental Plane of Fire, but pretty much anybody with a fork and access to a decent interplanar produce market could make their own.
Item: Snifit Mask, allows the wearer to fire projectiles that are, according to the original game manuals, made of solidified nightmares, dealing 2 Psychic damage.
Encounter: Gourd-o; is it smiling or threatening to bite you?
Item: Lizard-X Organic Bio-Spray, as “Turn Undead” but works on reptilian creatures
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