Encounter: Spat, a Quasit taking special glee in ruining relationships
Encounter: the Great Zebediah, master magician; will teach to those that he thinks have gnarly potential. Has never revealed to anyone what the P on his hat stands for
Item: Assistance Button, summons a random entry from this blog’s sister project Random Encounters to the aid of your party. Usable once per day, summoning the creature for 2d12 hours.
Item: Wand of Shortstrider (as Longstrider, but instead of increasing the target’s speed by 10, it decreases)
Item: Hat of Controlling Floors, an oversized soft top-hat owned originally by the wizard Jamiroquai; grants the wearer the ability to control the floor of whatever room they are in, sliding it around as depicted in the gifs. Objects in the room slide around, colliding with creatures (friend and foe) dealing 2d4 Bludgeon damage, plus the ability to throw everyone in the room off-balance at will. Does not work on natural terrain.
Item: Le Grand Hat, a hybrid top hat/baseball cap, +3 Swag
Encounter: Stag Blitzen, a fully-sapient adventurer and freelance space-marshall that just happens to be a stag beetle.
Item: two plastic tubs filled with golden hammers
Encounter: Fever Dragon; an unsuccessful attempt at crossing a Dragon and a Human, creating a creature with the worst of both species and a breath weapon that consists of a damp warm cough that induces fevers, malaise, and body aches.
Item: chair that can become any other non-magic type of chair
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