Encounter: a cat that dispenses simplistic platitudes and self-empowerment memes, which it informs you is psychiatric therapy
Item: Chain of Dancing Guns: a heavy metal chain of ornate symbols that allows the wearer to apply the Dancing template to up to ten firearms at once, controlling their aim and fire with whatever gun is held in the hand.
Fun tip for players that are, you know, THOSE players: put this on your character during a raid on a pirate ship and see if you can convince your DM that cannons qualify as “firearms”, then argue over whether you can control them using “finger guns”! They’ll love it!
Source: @caiosantosart
Encounter: Clockwise Blazer; once per round can blast Obscuring Mist or either version of Pyrotechnics. Said to possess certain arcane knowledge, if you can get its smokes away from it long enough to free its mouth up.
Item: Bad Perfume. Smells bad, repelling all creatures, including other party members.
Encounter: avatar of Yan-C-Bin, evil archomental-prince of the air, for when his subtle plans demand hovering over the countryside scaring people; attacks buildings and traveling parties with various wind attacks
Item: McKnuckledusters; deliver 4 Bludgeon damage plus 70 mg of cholesterol and 1000 mg of sodium directly into the bloodstream of the target with every successful hit
Muskrat Mustache:
- 750 gp.
A fake mustache made from the hair of a muskrat. When wearing this item you gain the following abilities: a swimming speed equal to your walking speed, wetlands aren’t considered difficult terrain for you, advantage on Animal Handling, Nature, and Survival checks. You also smell like a wet dog.
Encounter: Attila the Hen, chicken barbarian
Item: drawer full of orbs that will, once per day, generate a knife
Encounter: well, brains in jars are smart, and owls are wise, so taxidermied owls hooked up to computers should logically be great at imparting wisdom, right?
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