idea for a watercraft: it just looks like a boulder and propels itself around very slowly at random. you pilot it by standing on top and tposing, ideally some considerable distance from the shore, shrouded in mist
Encounter: the result of a horrible experiment gone wrong: half-Halfling, half-Orb; its mouth no longer works as such, but it still loves to magically absorb food and drink, negating any poisons and passing on any magical effects to the creature of its choosing, if you can keep its attention long enough to have its loyalty.
that one ‘’i heart pizza’’ shirt that makes you pull pizzas out of your ass when you dance
Item: That One “I Heart Pizza” Shirt That Makes You Pull Pizzas Out of Your Ass When You Dance. The name is something of a misnomer; when wearing the shirt, doing a little dance opens a fourth-dimensional portal to the Elemental Plane of Pizza behind your back, allowing you to pull d6 slices per round into your plane; fortunately, your ass does not come into play.
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