Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Item: Amulet of Proof Against Proof Against ___; when making attacks of the type indicated, the amulet negates any special resistance the target may have.
Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:
1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice
A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)
Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer
A cool bottle
Combine to become a wizard instantly
These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”
*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO
Item: Stamina Potion that affects both player and character
Encounter: the traveling shack of a jobbing magic-user that at least claims to be a healer, using secret laser-based acupuncture magic to help you quit smoking, lose weight, relieve pain, what else you need? There’s probably a laser for that.
I don’t ask for much from my followers, but can I please request some talented artist to combine this image with a Baba-Yaga-style walking-shack?
Nominee for “most disturbing chest-plate”
Encounter: horrific cyborg demon, a grotesque heap of leathery flesh, teeth, claws, and a tremendous tongue on its chest. If engaged in a grapple, it uses the tongue to taste its opponent’s soul, dealing 2 Psychic damage and first learning its alignment; continued contact works like the spell Detect Thoughts, where each round that passes grants it more detailed knowledge.
Item: shorts whose pockets only work if your personal gravity is the reverse of everything around you, which I’m pretty sure there’s some ridiculous wand or something out there that causes
Encounter: a horrific radical farting CGI kangaroo
Item: cigarette-smoking robot, allowing parties to get the benefits of various smoke-cloud-generating smokeables without anyone having to take on any negative effects (besides second-hand smoke)
Encounter: totally legit old man that knows a way you can earn 43 free gems; totally above-board, man, nothing weird, just give him your account number and PIN so he can deposit them when your sidequest is done
Item: a Devil’s ear. It wants it back.
Item: Cherries of Rhythmic Bludgeoning: as a Vicious Club, but with an added magical effect. When two of them are duel-wielded, administering a savage beating as if playing a marimba produces such a musical variety of noises from the victim, anyone proficient with them can cast Bardic cantrips.
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