Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Item: Knob of AC:
Encounter: headless giant whose glass helmet is being used as a transportation cell for the prisoners of an especially devious Chonchon (the green head)
Item: if you’re looking for an animated tea service but the skittering, clambering cups lined with human fingers wasn’t graceful enough for you, here’s a set of cups with nice elegant wings
Item: Therapy Sword; as a standard Longsword, but swinging it around relieves stress and heals Psychic damage.
Encounter: the traveling shack of a jobbing magic-user that at least claims to be a healer, using secret laser-based acupuncture magic to help you quit smoking, lose weight, relieve pain, what else you need? There’s probably a laser for that.
I don’t ask for much from my followers, but can I please request some talented artist to combine this image with a Baba-Yaga-style walking-shack?
Submitted by @straightforparsp:
Submitted by @byronicdespair, who said they don’t need credit which is good because for some reason Tumblr’s not letting me tag them:
So, based on @mendelpalace‘s shoutout, I decided to do a quick edit based on @randomencounters‘ request somebody shoop this pic onto a Baba Yaga-style chicken-legged hut.
The hut itself is CC-BY-SA from Wikimedia, by Ranveig at [commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sami_Storehouse.jpg], the chicken legs are from PD photos, and I hope you dig it!
BTW, while it’s unlisted on my commissions post, I can do shoops like this on my commission for; like; probably ten bucks. So if you want something like this, PLEASE; PURCHASE MY WARES!
Item: Aristocrat’s Garb, a bundle of clothes ready to wear to a fancy party, created by someone that had heard what the proper clothes look like but has never actually seen them.
(source: “English As She Is Spoke”, a really bad 1884 Portuguese-English phrasebook that was the world’s first so-bad-it’s-good comedy success)
Encounter: horrific living hollow cone that generates oversized fries, each of which is as nourishing as a meal for any creature, including itself. Regardless of the language it speaks, it somehow always has that culture’s equivalent accent to a disreputable 1950s street vendor.
Item: t-shirt that reveals the wearer’s true fursona
Encounter: Cynthia McTavish, a local woman that has recently decided to become evil and is quite proud of the fact, telling everyone she can.
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