Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Item: urn of Hi-Res Root Beer, granting creatures that drink it the ability to see and hear digital files in greater resolution
Just the thing for your urban high fantasy campaign that draws on both “Dune” and modern police procedurals, in which various organizations compete over control of a substance that lets “zoom and enhance” actually work
Encounter: Straw Man; likes to argue but has only weak positions, absurd reasoning, and obviously flawed ideas, with no actual intellect, just a compulsion to disagree. Usually constructed by magic-users that like feeling right about everything.
Item: Intellifuck pill, granting +3 Wisdom and +4 Horniness. But hang on, you say, that pill is way too big for a standard humanoid character to swallow! Well, good news
Encounter: a living floor dotted with mouths, noses, and I’m scared to even guess what those other things are; ranged poison gas attacks stream quickly from its many nostrils, and I’d keep well away from those mouths as well.
Item: Chock Full O’ Nuts and Bolts Coffee, +3 Constitution for Constructs (or whatever forms the Construct’s equivalent of health points in your campaign, it varies)
concept:
bullets on a really long chain attached to the gun, so that when you shoot one, you can reel it back in and reuse it
Encounter: a Conjuror and his familiar (source)
Item: Cardigan of the Beaver, grants Favored Enemy status to trees. (source)
Item: monster bait hat, attracting all dumb and carnivorous monsters once it’s within line of site. By some unfortunate curse, it only works when worn by a sapient character, so no cheating by just leaving it lying around.
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