Item: Periapt of Proof against Wedgies (source to get your own)
Encounter: some sort of hybrid shark/penguin?
Item: Pawnbroker’s Lenses, allowing the wearer to instantly read the monetary value of items, as well as the amount of money a character has.
From Lustige Blätter, 1902.
Strange robots and automata are collected here.
Item: small pewter mailbox full of leeches
Name: Stankulus
Debut: Wario: Master of Disguise
Hm. Between this and Buffy the Dolphin, Master of Disguise sure likes its muscle enemies, huh? I suppose it’s more justified in a museum area, though.
Ah, but if you thought you’d seen it all, I’d like to remind you that this enemy is named Stankulus. According to his description, he “sports the world’s finest armpits, which emit a fine mist that smells vaguely of cantelope.” You just can’t make this stuff up! Why the armpits!? Why cantelope!?
I’d also like to point out that, despite being a classical statue, his crotch area seems completely smoothed out. Cowards.
Item: flask of Liquid Sword, a potion that, when splashed, does damage as a standard sword.
Encounter: chicken fish mutant smoking cigarette
Item: Oil of Randomized Armor Class: anoint an object with this viscous oil and roll 2d6 and multiply the results to generate the object’s new Armor Class.
(Sorry I can’t think of a snappier name for it)
Encounter: Down and Dirty Dinosaurs, a multiethnic group of Kobolds from different tribes banding together to survive on the mean streets
Random Item Drop 