Item: Braces of Archery, a set of metal frames attached to the teeth allowing for elastic bands to be stretched between them so items may be fired from the mouth.
Item: Pokeball Ring; can be used to capture one Monster-type creature, absorbing it into the ring. From then on, that Monster may be released as needed, fighting at the command of the ring’s owner.
Item: Ring of the Margarita: at first has no effect, but for every ten minutes worn, the hand wearing this ring acts more and more drunkenly independent from its owner, stealing nice objects, groping attractive people, making rude gestures, and generally being uncooperative. It will fight any attempts at removing the ring, but in any case after a few hours it starts getting sleepy and finally, after 2d4 hours, falls unconscious. After eight hours, if the ring has been removed, the owner finally regains control of the arm. If not, the cycle begins anew.
Encounter: powerful chaotic-evil druid, just chilling in a palm tree hucking coconuts at folks for some reason. Totally could be leveling the city with an army of mobile trees, but nope. Just hucking coconuts.
Item: Tunic of Stapling: allows the wearer to staple documents by pinching them between their thumb and forefinger. Try it on an enemy’s lips! (source to get your own, $46)
“No, I did not eat this man. My normal human belly is full of normal Earth snacks. Extruded sucrose matter and fowl giblets, you know the kind of thing.”
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