Encounter: giant purple crimeboss
Item: fertility idol autographed by Harrison Ford; once per day may be asked to magically generate up to five disposable clones of Ford that act and seem like the real thing, but crumble to dust at the end of 24 hrs.
Encounter: Hot Dan the Mustard Man; bizarre little imp that can add mustard to anything by pointing at it. Hot dog? Sure. Soft German pretzel? Fine. An enemy’s eyes? Done.
Item: clarinet that summons an ethereal hairdresser when played
Encounter: your own fingers–ALIVE! and threatening you with–DEATH!
Item: Wand of Turning a Character’s Fingers Into Violent Little Angry People, Complete With Tiny Weapons. The resulting creatures are of the same race/species and gender as their host, but are always Chaotic Evil
So I’ve been thinking about starting a third blog for spells, but I’m worried I’d have trouble finding enough material with it and wind up just queueing a few dozen Pokemon moves and that sort of thing. What do you think, try anyway, or stick to posting spells here as Wands and Periapts? Comment/reply/whatever your favorite of Tumblr’s 38 ways of sending messages!
Encounter: your own fingers–ALIVE! and threatening you with–DEATH!
Encounter: two Orbinauts, hovering constructs wielding four spiked orbs that may be treated as Dancing Morning-Stars. If an Orbinaut is carefully captured, hollowed out, and worn as a helmet, allows the wearer to gain the four spiked orbs that hover around them and can be willed to fly at targets and recalled. Unlike the Four Wooden Orbs, however, the spiked orbs cannot be deactivated, circling around the helmet even when it is not being worn.
Item: Feast of Geometry, a Modron delicacy healing Lawful characters one point of damage and granting them +2 Wisdom for 1d6 hours, while lightly poisoning Chaotic ones for the same time. They have no effect at all on Neutral characters, besides tasting utterly bland and unappealing.
Item: tuxedo jacket and matching bowtie made of the hide of a Gold Dragon
Encounter: some sort of giant dancing frog monster with its guts hanging out; roll save against Confusion and Nausea for every round spent watching it dance.
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