Encounter: sexy pizza
Item: mana-replenishing banana
Encounter: four Burglars
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it allows your halfling to operate a crossbow from an elevated position while still leaving your hands free for melee
Item: undershirt so encrusted in sweat and filth it stands up on its own
Encounter: evil human-sized plankton colony, hoping to conquer the world through the sale of low-quality fast food
Item: the Whispering Squash. Far removed from its cousin the Annoying Orange, the Whispering Squash quietly murmurs calming incantions and benisons, broken only by weird little spit noises that all hearers must roll save against Weirdest Boner.
Museum #7, 2017
Vince O’Malley in ‘Middle Ages Act. II’ wearing sweater Prada menswear FW17
Ph. Charles Dennington
Item: Crass Soda, -3 Charisma
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