Item: Titanictron, powerful robot fighter that can turn into a miniature cruise ship; completely invincible except against Ice attacks, which immediately kill it.
Tag: weapons
Item: revolver with gams up to here, +5 against film-noir types
Item: pair of homunculii; once per hour, one vomits 3d6 copper coins, while the other fires one Magic Missile in a random direction. They are semi-sapient and in love, and will only function while allowed to hold hands; when separated they become irritable and will eat any coins (in the first case) and ammunition (in the second case) they can get their hands on.
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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels.
Item: Sword of Good Fortune
Item: Signal Noise Grenade, scrambles all data stored in a 20 foot radius
Item: Twin Chimeras, totally feasible weapon that transforms from a bladed boomerang to a double-ended pistol whose barrel is alongside the other clip. (source)
Item: Man-o’-War Pendant: grants the wearer a venomous touch-attack that leaves painful red welts, plus a 2d4 chance of a swelling of the larynx that prevents talking for 1d4 hours.
Obsidian Slab
This ultrasword, the heaviest of its kind, was never
meant for Akotan hands.To call this a sword is certainly a misnomer, for its
blade is far too large and coarse. Rather, this slab of pure obsidian crushes
with savage impunity.
Item: a giant slab of obsidian with a handle stuck in the end
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