Item: Beach Behemoth; semi-sentient, chaotic-evil. Requires inflating and then only a slight breeze to go flying, knocking over everything in its path.
Tag: weapons
*dual wielding my new wizard staves*
One casts poison the other also casts poison
Item: Dual staves; both cast poison on a successful touch attack.
Item: Transveyor (I think that’s what it says on the side)
Item: carefully-crafted Arrowhead of Total Destruction
Item: Ninja Raider, a weird offroad vehicle with a giant rotating axe, just like real ninjas use
Item: T-Bird stock car that can change to a snap-action rescue tank…and back!
Item: Trollgun; rather than doing damage, its projectiles do no damage besides making the targets angry.
Item: Burger King’s Flamin’ Hot Mac & Cheetos (pack of 6); for every one eaten roll d6
2-6: Fire Breath attack
1: sudden explosive diarrhea
Item: cardboard tank
