Encounter: some skeletons on their day off
Item: locked wooden trunk of hentai
Item: permanent skin-removing miracle aloe cream; horrible curse for living creatures, but helps guard skeletal-type Undead against being injured by healing spells.
Encounter: wise sage that has developed his skills with Eye Bite so well he is able to inflict Necrotic damage with his eye-hands in addition to the standard effects.
Item: Rhythm Drones, Construct assistants for Bards that can each store three song-spells, providing +2 on the proficiency bonus. If multiple drones know the same song-spell, their bonuses stack, up to seven of them. Alternatively, their song-spells can be any of the Bard cantrip-spells, which they are able to play on their own without a Bard taking the lead. The songs may be changed out each morning by a trained Bard, just as a magic-user would learn their spells for the day.
Encounter: a cyborg tengu
Item: very large bacon (where to buy your own)
Encounter: gargantuan cat with laser vision and a hover-platform
Item: Vibratorium, granting bards 2x on Healing spells
Encounter: a dog cursed so that people think it’s a human
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