Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Encounter: Sriracha Rooster; when equipped as a familiar, the player selects a type of creature and the Rooster develops an irrational hatred of them, attacking them on sight and imbuing them with a delightful spicy flavor, aka granting them Flavored Enemy status.
Item: the Bean Jar, carried around by a passive-aggressive Paladin and nobody’s sure if they’re serious or not
Item: Coat of Arms; while not all the arms are able to perfectly act as real ones, the wearer does receive Improved Feint on any hand actions since enemies can’t tell which ones are the real ones, as well as a devastating Dope Smack Tornado attack
Item: the Disappointer, an obviously terrible gun that for some reason people keep thinking is secretly a great gun.
Encounter: Chomp Golem
Item: Helmet of Digestive Mimicry; Allows the wearer to eat an enemy, and when rolling a d20, can allow the wearer to copy the foe’s best-known abilities. +20 on Cuteness checks, -20 height checks
Item: Stegosaurus construct-familiar that can transform into a gun
Item: half-pantyhose, half distressed jeans covered in tiny golden spikes. Halves your Charisma stat, but the spikes are tipped in a poison that, upon completion of a successful touch attack, also halves the victim’s Charisma.
Encounter: a nondescript near-windowless cinderblock building with a single identifying sign that reads “PAIN SHOP”
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