Encounter: Tickle Tim the Talking Pickle
Item: Camaro of the Crab; as Apparatus of the Crab but +5 Charisma since it’s so cool and half the usual armor class since it’s a convertible. (image source)
An entire pallet of Property Brothers Gnomes
Item: an entire pallet of Handsome-Faced Fixer-Upper Homunculi, ceramic servants that will take a selected building, regardless of condition, and work diligently to upgrade it into a palace.
~ Vessel with Two Feet.
Culture: Near Eastern
Date: ca. 1000-800 B.C.
Medium: Ceramic
Item: Ambling Vase, capable of holding up to three gallons. Once attuned to a character, will follow them obediently or follow their orders.
Encounter: Alchemical Golem
Dana Wsye, ‘Pills & Remedies’, from the series ‘Jesus Had A Sister Productions’, 1996-2003
Canadian artist creates fictitious pharmaceutical company that uses 60′s retro and kitsch imagery to sell cures and remedies that aim to dissect our utopic quest for perfection.
Encounter: sexy reverse-mermaid
Item: Sprite Glasses, granting the wearer a Sprite’s Heart Sight ability to read emotional states and alignments.
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