Makes everything really awful in the most roundabout ways possible, forcing you to trudge through just the worst shit or go out of your way to distract him while you get work done. Cannot be killed.
Item: Frock of Missiles: while it appears to be a standard conservative black dress, once per day the wearer can lift the skirt up and let loose a dozen Magic Missiles.
Looking for Doritos.
Item: Keychain of Footwork: twelve detachable feet that can be removed and ingested to gain +5 on feet-based Dexterity checks (dodging, balancing, moving silently, &c.)
Encounter: a small and cheerful suburban treant
Item: Elephant-Jar, can hold up to six elephants.
Encounter: Supreme Champion of Ducks; automatically wins all Charisma checks, but otherwise a completely normal duck with normal duck goals
Item: Accordion Goat; can be trained to play up to five different Bardic spells at will (spell level equal or lower to the owning character’s).
Encounter: The Animal-Vegetable-Mineralness of Everything
Item: Bracelet of Throwing Shot: allows the wearer to throw a bullet or other shot as if they had a gun.
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