Encounter: skeleton standing on top of a van waving at a bird after stealing a traffic cone
Item: Eyebite Glasses; allow the wearer to cast Eyebite at will, but every time they’re used, roll save against them literally biting you in the eyes instead of casting the attack.
Encounter: Dylamug, lawful-evil construct with three rotating dials of facial expressions for some reason, despite the fact that other constructs from the same realm have been shown capable of a full range of expression on a normal face.
Also, apparently he is fond of pie
Item: Hat of Cigarette Butts. Once per day, the hat fills with 4d12 cigarette butts, whether the owner wants it to or not.
Likely SCP spotted at antique store in East Texas. He was a decrepit assemblage of leather and loathing for life itself. His disgusting cracked feet and brittle peg teeth still terrorize me to my very core.
Encounter: small leather carnosaur with possible possum tail and brittle peg teeth
Item: Jacket of Undead Choreography: when the wearer of the jacket dances, all undead in a 50-foot radius join in the dance. Those undead may be treated as though affected by Irresistable Dance (A dancing creature must use all its Movement to dance without leaving its space and has disadvantage on Dexterity saving throws and Attack rolls. While the target is affected by this spell, other creatures have advantage on Attack rolls against it. As an action, a dancing creature makes a Wisdom saving throw to regain control of itself. On a successful save, the spell ends.)
Encounter: Mask Merchant (inventory of wares)
Item: tooth-cleaning caterpillar
(credit: the children’s book “If…” by Sarah Perry)
Wearable chainmail octopus –
Piece created by weaving together over 15,000 anodized aluminium rings by hand. The result is something kinetic, fun, and strange. Artist: Vanessa Walilko
Item: Flail-Mask of the Pink Metal Octopus. While the tendrils are not fully animated, a quick flick of the head causes them to lash out and deal 1d8 Bludgeoning damage to creatures in every adjacent square, and an enterprising character might try adding blades to the tendrils to swap that for 1d8 Slashing damage. (Also armors the entire head and neck)
Encounter: urban kraken coming up through the sewers
Random Item Drop 