Encounter: the X-Phylez Krew, F.0.X.-Muldah and Dayna The Skullz, popping over to invetigizzle any and all mysterylicious haps and cray sh@&!!!, yo
“the trooth be out there”
“I’m tryna believe”
Item: official certification as an Elf-Spotter, granting the signer advantage on perception checks against Elves
Encounter: a mighty warrior
A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.
Item: trained snake that secretly contains a sword
Encounter: green dragon on a motorbike, for some reason
Item: Claws for Alarm; deal d6 Slash damage, but catch on fire whenever the wearer is in danger. The more danger, the more fire.
Item: very fashionable leather purse made from the skin of the original owner’s grandma
Item: limbless and toothless clown whose torso is a old glass baby food jar of mercury; occasionally casts Hideous Laughter on the nearest creature without any warning or provocation
Random Item Drop 