thedurvin:

gotsickofmyoldurl:

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bundyspooks:

The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

legend

why didn’t his parents name him

“The boy I was before this day died when I ate that pie. I only have one name: Cranberry Pie Eating Champ.”

Encounter: Cranberry Pie Eating Champ, legendary mysterious rogue that wanders the outskirts of the kingdom, making his way by winning pie-eating contests