Item: bullets that themselves have guns
Tag: weapons
Item: motorcycle with a lion’s head and claws on the front
Item: KITCHEN GUN; while usable as a standard firearm, any item or creature shot thrice is also magically cleaned and spotless, aside from the three bullet holes. Probably some ooze monsters and undead this would be great against
Item: hunk of elemental sodium, made into the shape of a duck for absolutely no good reason. Explodes on contact with water.
Credit: found by @lovecoresockhead who is probably super tired of the original version of this post, even if I did rearrange it to fit better on dashes
Item: Cursëd Stone Bazooka that fires zombie arms, dealing 2d6 Necrotic and Slashing damage
Item: soup made of Monster Energy Zero Ultra and a whole package of communion wafers; after eating, spend the next 6d6 rounds:
- vibrating with a sickly white light
- invulnerable to all damage
- requiring a perception check to notice anything beyond the energy humming through your body
- dealing 10 Radiant damage touch attacks to anything (creature, object, wall, whatever) you physically touch, including your own equipment and clothing.
At the end of that time, you will forcibly projectile-vomit a glowing bolus that acts as a Radiant version of Acid Arrow; try to aim well. Spend the next hour with 4 levels of exhaustion as your body heals.
Item: double-tipped rapier, delivering 2d8 damage instead of the usual 1d8. A creature proficient in the standard rapier is also proficient with this with no additional training.
Item: spell-hammer; upon successful Thwack on a magic-user, randomly select one of their prepared spells and cast it against them.
Item: Tunic of the Chuuut!, granting the wearer a sonic scream attack that deals 6 Force damage (roll save for half damage)
Item: Wand of Fire Touch, deals Fire damage upon successful touch attack. Technically it’s just a really hot pepper on a fork, but you have to remember that when folks in the ol’ Prime Realm or whatever want really hot peppers they import from the Elemental Plane of Fire, but pretty much anybody with a fork and access to a decent interplanar produce market could make their own.
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