Item: Cherries of Rhythmic Bludgeoning:as a Vicious Club, but with an added magical effect. When two of them are duel-wielded, administering a savage beating as if playing a marimba produces such a musical variety of noises from the victim, anyone proficient with them can cast Bardic cantrips.
Item: four-way gun; great for shooting up to four people with one action, unless you fail your dexterity check and put a bullet in your own forehead in the process.
Item: spiked spherical cage you can use to roll around, deliver terrible bludgeon/piercing damage, and make it really hard for melee and grapple attacks to get at you. Only once you’re inside do you realize you can’t get out.
Item: McKnuckledusters; deliver 4 Bludgeon damage plus 70 mg of cholesterol and 1000 mg of sodium directly into the bloodstream of the target with every successful hit