Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.
Item: Slippers of the Tank: each contains a functioning firearm fired by flexing one’s toes. The treads can be used to move at half standard speed but on any terrain.
Item: Filth Mine. When triggered, this gelatinous magenta cone erupts in pink foam that causes shock and revulsion in all that come into contact with it, causing Nausea. The mine can be left to be triggered by proximity, timer, or command.
Item: Throbbing Yossy Bomb, a small-dog-sized squishy-vinyl dragon that incessantly pulsates; when triggered by command word, proximity, or timer (chosen by whoever sets it up), it lashes out with its tongue across a twenty-foot sphere at a rate of six times per round, capturing first every medium- or small-sized creature (with their gear) and then every inanimate object. Once the affected sphere of space has been cleared, the Yossy Bomb dissolves, leaving behind a green-spotted egg that has everything it just captured trapped inside it, as if crammed into a pocket dimension. That egg, about the size of a two-liter soda bottle, weighs about five pounds and is sturdy enough to be carried safely, releasing the trapped creatures and items only when its thick shell is broken.
Item: collapsible rod that appears to be a +3 Quarterstaff but if you actually hit someone with it, it falls apart, since it’s a $12.99 bit of coiled metal marketed originally to stage magicians
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