Item: illegal oversized golf club; acts as a normal Club with added damage and reach but unusable by Lawful-aligned characters.
Tag: weapons
Item: Toon Gauntlets; during combat, a character wearing these may roll d4 and pull from behind their back or inside any vessel:
- 1: an oversized wooden mallet
- 2: a cream pie
- 3: a round bomb with the fuse already lit
- 4: an anvil
Once they make a successful attack with this item, it disappears, but on their next turn players may roll a Running Gag check, producing another of the same item; this may continue for as many rounds as the player wishes to continue rolling for the Running Gag.
Item: homemade Spiked Bracers; +10 on Clothesline attacks for those rare circumstances in these games where you can clothesline somebody
Item: staff containing a gem holding a lock of George Washington’s hair; +3 damage against Lawful Evil opponents, regardless of the user’s alignment
Item: Super Soaker XP105: ranged weapon
- Load with water for +5 against Fire types
- Load with a water elemental or thin ooze to launch it at an enemy
- Load with Lethe-water to eliminate all short-term memories
- Load with phlogiston for fire damage
- Load with any of the various poisons (greenblood oil, giant centipede venom, black lotus extract, &c.)
- Load with any of the various official potions and oils or any of the various potions appearing on this blog
- Look, there’s all kinds of dangerous liquids in these games, idk
Alternatively: it’s already loaded, and put all this stuff in a table to roll to see what’s in there
‘Til Death Do Us Part, freelance designer Kate Bauman, sterling silver and cubic zirconia; originally made as a one-off but it went viral and she got so much demand that they’re for sale.
Item: engagement ring knuckledusters, +3 damage against an opponent that broke a matrimonial contract with the wearer (not turning up to the wedding, cheating on them, mistreating them, &c.)
Item: unicorn shoes (source); allow the wearer to inflict +1 Radiant damage with any kick attack
Item: package of durian Oreos. Once opened the package emanates a Miasma of Stink; anyone trying to eat one has to roll a fortitude check for each cookie, but for each one consumed they get a use of Breath Weapon: Poison.
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