I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.
Item: Delicious Quinoa, Susan (enchanted crossbow)
Item: Leggings of the Grrm: these stockings grant the wearer an Attack of Opportunity in which the damage done by the attack is increased by the target’s Charisma score. Thus, the more popular an opponent is, the more likely you are to kill them.
I wonder when the whole “gun for a hand” trope got started. I don’t care how violent your ‘verse is, it can’t be pragmatic to have a hand that can do nothing besides “be a gun”, especially in worlds where regular guns exist that can be held by hands and then put down in favor of other things.
Item: glove-mounted gun; when you punch someone, they are also shot.
Item: Red-Masked Turtlefolk Homunculus, can secretly transform into a pair of sai and back; if one sai is lost it cannot return to its mobile homunculus form.
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