Item: Embalmed Hand With Wheels (3): mentally controlled by a magic-user, the drones deliver a lesser version of the Life Drain effect of the Wraith: 2d6 necrotic damage. The target must succeed on a DC 14 Constitution
saving throw or its hit point maximum is reduced by an amount equal to
the damage taken. This reduction lasts until the target finishes a Long Rest. The target dies if this effect reduces its hit point maximum to 0.

Item: antique sword, probably cursed; fills rooms with a strange energy and causes holy symbols and idols to twitch peevishly.

…This is probably less impressive in realms where it’s not unusual to have swords that eat souls or burst with black fire or cut through dimensional barriers. Seems to have been cursed by a rather feckless demon, or maybe the Jerry Gergich of warlocks.

purkinjebastard:

purkinjebastard:

Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned

SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.

Item: gem-encrusted machete