jestercube:

deivisjenkins:

bugsweat:

im not kidding like objectively this is one of the all time best posts on this site

Encounter: belligerent drunk Quentin Tarantino going for a hover in his Quentin Qlown Qar

  • Spit Attack: takes a big drag off his Big Gulp of Jaeger and spits it, 1d6 Poison + Splash Effect
  • Ram: he’s too drunk to properly target anyone or anything, but still
  • pretty sure it’s Mardi Gras, right?