Encounter: Miss Unsafe Brakes, a skeletal spirit that thrives on death at high speeds; likes to distract or startle horses, sabotage wagons or cars, &c.
Encounter: adventuring party that has been turned into Hot Wheels cars; all are mobile and retain their personalities, alignments, and abilities (at least those abilities that can be performed by a toy car)
So this weird ZX Spectrum Game “Skateboard Joust” takes some liberties with copyright law and gave me an idea: Daleks with skateboard wheels. They were designed originally to resemble tanks, but what if instead of trundling slowly along, they were like offroad jeeps, and were constantly doing ollies and grinding the scenery?
Maybe I’m just sleepy, but I feel like this should be an episode of, say, Venture Brothers, or some really weird DLC for a new Tony Hawk game. I dunno how you guys feel about it, but I think it sounds
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