Item: Self-Propelled Action Bed
- Moves in all directions
- Changes direction on contact
- Mystery action prevents bed from falling off ledges
Tag: vehicles and mounts
Item: officially sponsored Tim Horton’s Monster Donut Truck; once every four hours the glove compartment can be opened to remove a box of donuts and four cups of fresh coffee.
Item: small but armored Apparatus of the Crab; can only be used by creatures of size class tiny.
Art by Jing Deng
Item: flying stone head of Goku; can fire a Qi Beam from its mouth dealing Force damage equal to the number of rounds it has been continuously screaming.
Item: Riding Power-Trowel terrain-finishing machine, converts any terrain into firm, sturdy pathway. May have been stolen from a municipal improvement company.
Item: steam-driven mechanical horse; seems like a great idea but that boiler is going to get really hot
Item: a Dogmobile, provided front-wheel drive by means of 2 dogs running inside a cage in the front wheel
Of course, you don’t have to use dogs.
Item: Apparatus of the Crab that also has a huge fucking cannon on it
Item: Circle Bike
Item: horse with a soundsystem; when a rider casts a spell with a vocal component or if ridden by a bard, doubles the range of their spells.
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