
Item: coupon for free admission to “the Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004)
Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs

Item: coupon for free admission to “the Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004)

Encounter: werehouse

Encounter: your own fingers–ALIVE! and threatening you with–DEATH!

Encounter: The Animal-Vegetable-Mineralness of Everything

Encounter: a Spiked Fun Guy

Item: Authentic Jesus Blood-Sacrifice Easter Egg, absolves the user of one sin.

Item: Beach Behemoth; semi-sentient, chaotic-evil. Requires inflating and then only a slight breeze to go flying, knocking over everything in its path.

Item: Sock Full O’ Stamps: colorful plastic stocking jam-packed with more than 500 genuine foreign postage stamps

Item: antique gumball machine full of eyeballs

Item: the severed forearms of Popeye the Sailor-Man