Item: money pizza
Tag: treasure
LOOK AT THEM TEETH
Item: gem-toothed alligator skull, offering ethereal protection and guidance in the Dream Realm. I was going to say it was an idol to the fierce protective Egyptian god Sobek, but his aspect was the crocodile, not the alligator, and the only alligator-god I’ve been able to find was one found in a swamp and unsuccessfully supplicated by a pair of murderers asking for the evidence of their crime to be devoured.
32Gb jewel-encrusted mushroom flashdrive: $16,500.00-$36,900.00, depending on what jewels it’s encrusted in
Item: jewel-encrusted ShroomDrives
Item: double-handful of wooden skull coins (numbers indicate denomination/value)
Item: allergy-friendly treat tokens (3), peculiar coins universally accepted but only to pay for non-poisoned food; if character attempts to use them to pay for anything else (or if the food has been poisoned), the coins will remain frozen in the owner’s hand or coin purse.
Item: golden hand (rude), grants the owner five uses of the spell Bigby’s Impudent Digit
Item: sugar-gem ring (7), resembles a ring set with a massive gemstone until tasted or exposed to water
Item: Hell money, usable in Infernal regions and by demons, although either because of inflation or demons deliberately being irritating, the massive denominations are nearly worthless
Item: friendship. Often the best treasure is the friends we make along the way
Item: brass razoo, a coin worth with a value of zero, minted in Antipodean regions.
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