Item: limited-edition tomato
Tag: treasure
Item: jewel-encrusted belt awarded to the greatest shark-fighter in Texas. Has no magical effects, since whoever owns it is already famous for beating up sharks so what could they possibly need, but grants some nice bonuses on Intimidation checks.
Item: the Treasure of Tim
Item: a diamond in a banana; cannot be removed, and if used as part of a Resurrection spell the creature brought back to life becomes part monkey.
Item: Teeth on the Cob: A cob of rapidly maturing human teeth. Over a period of 30 days, teeth go from baby teeth to golden teeth, the latter of which can be easily removed. Can be harvested up to once per week.
Item: two plastic tubs filled with golden hammers
Item: fat stacks of Canadian tire money
Item: Amulet of Ogre Power
Item: laser-etched crystal horse’s ass. If given as a gift, the receiving character takes a -5 Morale penalty.
Rainbow lavender obsidian chunk 😍🌈
Item: hunk of crystallized rainbow; Gem of Brightness plus a +3 Morale bonus to the whole party.
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