Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater.
Tag: traps
Item: button that, when pressed, decapitates the user. Use illusion magic to hide it among a villain’s fiendish devices, or hide it in your bra to prevent unwanted gropings. (DMs: please don’t hide it under a floorboard unexpectedly, that’s some “Tomb of Horrors” BS right there, your players just want to have fun)
Item: Throbbing Yossy Bomb, a small-dog-sized squishy-vinyl dragon that incessantly pulsates; when triggered by command word, proximity, or timer (chosen by whoever sets it up), it lashes out with its tongue across a twenty-foot sphere at a rate of six times per round, capturing first every medium- or small-sized creature (with their gear) and then every inanimate object. Once the affected sphere of space has been cleared, the Yossy Bomb dissolves, leaving behind a green-spotted egg that has everything it just captured trapped inside it, as if crammed into a pocket dimension. That egg, about the size of a two-liter soda bottle, weighs about five pounds and is sturdy enough to be carried safely, releasing the trapped creatures and items only when its thick shell is broken.
Item: Squirrelinator; when placed in an appropriate forest environment, catches 3d12 squirrels for every hour left out
Item: spiked spherical cage you can use to roll around, deliver terrible bludgeon/piercing damage, and make it really hard for melee and grapple attacks to get at you. Only once you’re inside do you realize you can’t get out.
hmmm
goblin containment unit
Item: Goblin Containment Unit
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