Homebrew loot, weapons, armor, and snacks for your tabletop gaming and DM/GM needs
Encounter: “Please don’t let my appearance and stature lead you to doubt my commitment to providing high-quality services to the bereaved; the Nut People of the Woods of Wonderment may not frequently be met with in professional circumstances, but I assure you, I am fully licensed and obtained my associate’s degree in mortuary science from a prestigious forest university founded by some raccoons in an old log.”
Encounter: Curse Purge Plus! A shop specializing in removing curses from cursed items. Your humble guide would not recommend trusting the proprietor of the shop with literally anything else.
Encounter: fungusmonger, offering a variety of mushrooms of various uses
Encounter: owl-headed banana merchant, too high off his own wares to really care whether or not you buy
Encounter: three anthropomorphic cats that sell cigarettes from their car
Encounter: Denturesmith. How did you think leprechauns filled their pots with gold coins? They have jobs. This one makes and sells dentures. Gotta make that money
Item: dog that makes and sells swords
Enclownter: a pair of orb-dispensing robot clowns
Encounter: item shop owner from the Outer Planes that got tired of constant Star-Devouring Squid attacks and figuring out exchange rates for souls and individual memories, so they’ve set up a nice little shop on the Prime Material Plane. Loves to chat with customers about how rough life was back on the Blasted Heath of Ktraaaanghzk, and loves Prime Material snacks.
The Quack Frog. Arthur Rackham illustration for a 1912 edition of AESOP’S FABLES.
Encounter: Professor Theophrastus Jehosephat Froggenheimer, sketchy travelling potions dealer; before consuming his wares roll d12
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