Item: okay now roll a bluff check to make your enemies think you’re a Shambling Mound that found some jeans and tennis shoes
Tag: torso slot
Item: tanktop that causes the wearer to obey commands given to them by any and all creatures of Evil alignment
Item: Shirt of Noses; for every nose within 50 feet, the word “nose” appears on the shirt, allowing a rough census of the area. Can be avoided with Avoid Detection or whatever.
Item: Flaming Gown; renders the wearer invulnerable to fire/heat damage, but anything in surrounding terrain must roll save against catching on fire
Item: one-piece bathing suit made from the hide of a Gibbering Mouther, allowing the wearer to cast Aberrant Ground, Gibbering, or Blinding Spittle once every three hours.
Item: Swimsuit of Fieriness; the wearer can transform up to 50 square feet of water (or other liquid) into hot sauce by immersing themself in it.
Item: T-Shirt Armor of God: while it appears to be a simple tee, this shirt provides +5 against Necrotic damage, negates any Profane bonuses on attacks, and advantage against Undead.
Item: undershirt so encrusted in sweat and filth it stands up on its own
Item: tuxedo jacket and matching bowtie made of the hide of a Gold Dragon
Item: Tunic of Stapling: allows the wearer to staple documents by pinching them between their thumb and forefinger. Try it on an enemy’s lips! (source to get your own, $46)
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