that one ‘’i heart pizza’’ shirt that makes you pull pizzas out of your ass when you dance
Item: That One “I Heart Pizza” Shirt That Makes You Pull Pizzas Out of Your Ass When You Dance. The name is something of a misnomer; when wearing the shirt, doing a little dance opens a fourth-dimensional portal to the Elemental Plane of Pizza behind your back, allowing you to pull d6 slices per round into your plane; fortunately, your ass does not come into play.
Item: (Un?)Lucky Shirt: automatically triggers traps when the wearer gets within 20 feet. Trap doors pop open, hidden spikes spring out, &c. Not as good when you enter a temple whose ceiling is supposed to only drop when a particular idol gets messed with.
Item: Blazer of Scintillating Glyphs, as Robe of Scintillating Colors but instead of simple patterns of hues, it projects arcane runes that cause affected creatures to be Paralyzed instead of Stunned.
Requires Attunement; This robe has 3 Charges, and it regains 1d3 expended Charges
daily at dawn. While you wear it, you can use an action and expend 1
charge to cause the garment to display a shifting pattern of dazzling
hues until the end of your next turn. During this time, the robe sheds
bright light in a 30-foot radius and dim light for an additional 30
feet. Creatures that can see you have disadvantage on Attack
rolls against you. In addition, any creature in the bright light that
can see you when the robe’s power is activated must succeed on a DC 15 Wisdom saving throw or become Stunned until the effect ends.
Item: Suit of the Jammy Dodger, +5 on Evasion checks against jams, jellies, and oozes; if worn separately, the jacket and trousers each grant +2. (source)
Item: Equipage of the Periscope, a red harness and helm that, when worn together, grant the wearer the ability to extend their neck on a flexible column of living metal up to thirty feet long.
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