Item: toolbox full of sapient Russian tool-homunculi
Tag: tools and equipment
Item: Wand of Roast Meat; looks like an oversized meat thermometer, but grants the wielder the ability to magically roast any meat with scientific exactness. It does NOT allow them to shoot or summon fire; the meat simply becomes spontaneously roasted to perfection. Works on the flesh of any deceased creature except those invulnerable to fire (the wand has no effect) or extremely vulnerable to fire (the meat is burned to ash).
Item: assortment of ivory jagging-wheels, +3 Item Crafting (Pies/Ravioli)
Item: 1930s equivalent of a chainsaw: the Sally-Saw. The bayonet-looking piece over the blade is a guard to keep wood chips from flying up and hitting the user in the face (it didn’t work) but you could probably sharpen it.
Item: Pretty Princess Amusing Vogue Meat Grinder
Item: cow tools
Item: combination cutlass/wrench; requires protective gloves to use as a wrench
The Uncomfortable’s line of unusable cutlery feels like spells in themselves. Problem with somebody eating your energy? Pair them up with something like this to render them toothless, unable to gather up their nourishment. Honestly pretty much everything from the Uncomfortable could work like this–chairs you can’t sit in, cups you can’t drink from, hats you can’t wear…
Item: uncomfortable cutlery
Item: combination ice cream maker/encrypted computer memory core
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