Item: wrist spedometer
Tag: tools and equipment
Item: Mug of Infinite Tacks; literally cannot be turned off or stopped from spewing tacks, nails, and screws all over the place.
Item: Molecular Hairsetter, an apparatus that grants Mighty Eighties Hair thick enough to deflect blows to the head and psychic attacks
Item: Mug of Pulping, chews any solid edible substance to be in a somewhat drinkable form
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Item: Banana Surprise Yumstation, handheld device that allows you to hide things inside bananas such that they cannot be removed; presumably the tool that allowed some insane wizard to create the Diamond In A Banana.
Item: Squirrelinator; when placed in an appropriate forest environment, catches 3d12 squirrels for every hour left out
Item: Bumbershoot, a combination gun/umbrella (source)
Item: pencil that can only be used every 4 minutes
Item: Shovel of Hovering; once used to disturb the grave of a powerful wizard, the shovel was cursed to never again touch soil or rock, so it floats, usually 10-20 ft above ground level. By holding tightly to it, a wielder may join it, but the hovering affect does not magically transfer to them, so they must be careful with it.
Item: small handheld device that allows you to play records by placing your finger in the groove; the sound comes out of your mouth
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