Item: Stabacus
Tag: tools and equipment
Item: Adhesive Hands of theft; can be used to steal any sort of paper object undetected, by making a sleight of hand check, only succeeds on scores above 19, and on crit fail causes the user to be hit by the hand, branding them as theives to all who know of the hand’s properties.
Item: Semi-Buff Homunculus, capable of speech and opening items that can be hard to open (i.e. a jar or drawer.)
Item: Febreze™ Quick Shower: a bath in a spray-bottle! Hosing off afterwards is recommended, as the spray may take off a layer or two of skin as well.
Item: ice-extinguisher
Item: sandals that deal structural damage to armor; deliver enough kicks and it cracks right open.
Item: Artifact of Cubic Building
Item allows the user to construct buildings and other structures using a variety of materials, ranging from wood to stone or even bricks, in a grid-like cube form. On destruction of a cube, it disappears completely and leaves only a chunk of material behind.
Item: full service of Jeans Dishes (Jishes)
This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it
Item: Screaming Vacuum Cleaner. You know how eldritch abominations always have names that can’t be pronounced with mortal tongues? This device lets you pronounce them correctly.
I was at a party with my relatives and some of their friends. Everything was fine until I started to eat, and one of the teeth on my lower jaw started to become very loose (loose enough to pull it out). I went to the bathroom to remove it, because it not only started to hurt badly, but was being troublesome. As I began pulling it out, the middle of it turned into a string and started to rope out, until I was holding a good 10 feet of slick, tooth cord.
Item: false tooth concealing ten feet of slick rope
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