Hey randos

A few reminder links, since I hate when people stretch out your feed by adding a massive signature to every post:

  • random item button here, for those mobile users that can’t get to the one on the main page
  • random encounter button here
  • official Twitter link so you can more easily spread this stuff around another slice of the socialsphere
  • new tags: I recently added Spells to Item Drop and Places to Encounters
  • if you want to submit an item, tagging me doesn’t always work because I’m still shocked by how successful this blog is and I get a few thousand notes a day (thx btw); it works way better if you use the official item submit button or encounter submit button (or if you’re on mobile and can’t find this link send it as an ask or DM, because for some reason Tumblr has a lot of options to send people things)

@official-poro said: i just want u to know that i read all of your posts in the voice of an old ass wizard whos like collected all these wierd ass items and is explaining what they do to young adventurers

Yeah, that’s me. I mod this blog from my stronghold inside a giant geode amongst the secret undercrofts of the Mystical Metroplex; I was going to write on goblin-skin parchment but my quill ran out of ink, so I had to start putting it on Tumblr.