Item: Signal Noise Grenade, scrambles all data stored in a 20 foot radius
Tag: technology
Item: antique gumball machine full of eyeballs
Item: jetpack/powered armor/leotard
Item: CD of mystical chants
Item: Hover Belt with Nipple Guns (Energy Ray); the two rays are treated as dual-wielding
Item: Shirt of Reception. While wearing this shirt the wearer’s cel will always have full bars.
Item: Tubby Custard Machine, once per hour per character will dispense a bowl of pink ooze that nourishes that character for one day (from the SecondLife marketplace, which let me just say is so full of ridiculous junk for this blog I’m scared to even start looking)
Item: UFO Detector
Item: Wheeled Toaster (for size class Gargantuan)
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