Item: a vending machine of very small job-specific homunculuses
Tag: technology
Item: audio cassette of the Sacred Texts, read in a condescending voice by a 14-year-old atheist
Item: innocent-looking toy whistle that allows the user to hack audio-based electronic systems such as phone systems, allowing access to forbidden terminals like, say, the phones in the White House.
Item: mechanical owl with built-in radio
Item: standard-issue Starfleet marsh melon marshmallow dispenser. Contains a rudimentary early draft of the technology that by the 2360s would become the replicator, but at this point all it can manage is the simplistic structure of marshmallows.
Item: giant stone USB drive left at the magical library by some giant. They called and it apparently super important that they get it back, important enough that the library administrators want to hire an adventure party to take it back to them.
Item: cell phone from the future full of what appear to be stock photos and a single contact number with the name “SAVIOUR.exe”
Item: Dorkometer, allowing the wielder to measure the Dorkosity of a subject, as well as to indicate the direction of dorky creatures or objects.
Item: Socks of Bitcoin Farming; once per day while worn and connected to WiFi, they use the energy of your body heat and tread to add one bitcoin to your account.
Item: mechanical saluting device, allows the wearer to handlessly doff their hat
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