Tag: technology

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Item: futuristic learning device for the Microfloppy of Learning, enabling four hours’ worth of study to take the place of the usual study time requirements on the various manuals and tomes; the seven standard manuals are available on

or consult your plane’s equivalent of Babbage’s or CompUSA to see if they have any of our books and media available on microfloppy.

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suppermariobroth:

In Game & Watch Gallery 2, the “Ball” minigame has four playable characters that can be selected: Mario, Yoshi, Wario and Bowser. A mode with a fifth playable character, Peach, exists in the game’s code but is not normally accessible. Using cheats, Peach can be selected and played as, however due to being scrapped, the minigame’s graphics are not rendered correctly, resulting in Peach being displayed with two heads.

Encounter: Two-Headed Glitch Princess; can cause technology to malfunction at will, infecting it with her emotions

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neongenesisevangaylion:

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

Item: Headphones of Cancelling All Earthly Noise

This would actually be a really interesting one since what you got would depend so much on the setting. Try it in Middle Earth and you get to hear Eru Ilúvatar‘s song of existence; try it elsewhere and all you get is Skarl the Drummer.