Encounter: invaders from another dimension that have chosen the form most comfortable to you: hovering bananas. You can argue, but no, they have analyzed your realm quite thoroughly and the form most comfortable to all of you is hovering bananas.

Encounter: Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, a motley crew assembled from across the multiverse to defeat the legendary warrior 2000sMeme!ChuckNorris.