Item: Vague Yellow Mass of Holding: follows a player character and holds an item (no more than one). Could probably wear a hat as well.
Tag: submission
Item: shirt that garbles any verbal spells or prayers spoken within twenty feet, including by the wearer.
Item: one (1) Black Tentacle; worn on the end of a finger, it still works like the spell, but since there’s only one it’s limited to 1d6 damage. Additionally, it can be used to hold inanimate objects more firmly, never letting go until the owner allows it.
Encounter: the KXVO Dancing Pumpkin Man on his day off
Item: red-hot metal hot dog
Item: twenty-use tub of Frog-Tech™ 100% Natural Genetic Frog Fibres Osmotic Acceleration Technology. For every scoop consumed, creatures get once use of a frog power for 2d6 hours:
- Greater Jump
- extending sticky tongue that can grab things
- great bulgy eyes with improved peripheral vision
- amphibious (able to breath comfortably on land or underwater) but as a result becomes extremely uncomfortable when not allowed to stay moist
- become brightly colored and exude a viscous poison/hallucinogen
- become brightly colored to suggest to enemies that they exude a viscous poison/hallucinogen, but don’t actually do it
- yell loudly once per round whenever aroused
- enlarged mating claspers
Item: Helmet of Digestive Mimicry; Allows the wearer to eat an enemy, and when rolling a d20, can allow the wearer to copy the foe’s best-known abilities. +20 on Cuteness checks, -20 height checks
Item: Manual of Carpentry (DVD Box Set), featuring instructions on how to construct thousands of different things out of wood.
Item: Moped of Look Behind; while riding you have near perfect perception mod-ifiers on any perception roles for behind you, though objects may be closer than they appear.
Item: Flintstones bird record player; when the bird’s beak is placed on a revolving record, the sound is played from its cloaca.
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