Item: Flask of Moonshine, small flask containing an infinite amount of liquid moonlight. Incredibly alcoholic.
Tag: submission
Encounter: A walking cassette tape wearing oversized sunglasses that constantly plays “Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summer (Time)” and causes anyone who hears the song to take psychic damage. The amount of damage increases by 1d6 every minute.
Encounter: Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan, a motley crew assembled from across the multiverse to defeat the legendary warrior 2000sMeme!ChuckNorris.
Encounter: chicken cat
Encounter: Zack, an eco-friendly serial killer who just wants you to not waste water. Doing so in front of him makes him more aggressive.
Cat-chanic: Will fix any mechanical or electrical mount in exchange for an appropriate amount of fish, or, if you’re in a pinch and don’t care about quality, catnip. Comes accompanied with a Tabaxi helper to translate and help reach items too high for the Cat-chanic’s arms.
Item: Big Boob Cream: A variety of Herbs, Spices, and various monster bits synthesized into a breast enlargement formula. When applied to the chest, roll 1d6 to see how many cup sizes you go up by, giving an increase to charisma up to an F cup. Each fresh bottle contains 10 uses, and can be used multiple times in one action. (Roll multiple d6s in this case.) If your cup size goes over L from using this, your movement speed is reduced by 10 feet.
Encounter: Constructs made of fish heads and human hair to be the ultimate barbers. Only capable of giving the most hideous haircuts and also of absorbing biomatter en-masse and merging when sufficiently damaged.
Source: when somebody submitted this I assumed it was from some horror artist on DeviantArt, but no, they’re from an episode of “the Marvelous Adventures of Flapjack”.
Item: Flask of the Cat; any liquor stored inside gains the effect of a Potion of Cat’s Grace.
@rtfmx9 said: Idk if you remember the photo of the bowl communion wafers and white Monster but I expanded on it and turned it into a full-fledged legendary wondrous item and my DM thought it was so good that she unironically asked if she could use it in the campaign! I was so proud of myself!!!
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And if/when y’all actually manage to use all this bizarre mess in a campaign, please customize as you see fit; I mostly just steal random photos and make up descriptions as I go along while occasionally browsing various gaming wikis for rule ideas am but a retired old wizard cataloging the relics and artifacts of the adventuring profession with a dozen lifetimes’ wear on the scrying-spells I use to learn of their uses and purposes, so things may function differently within your realm.
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