Item: shopping cart full of fashionable but petrified Halfling maidens
Tag: submission
Item: Semi-Buff Homunculus, capable of speech and opening items that can be hard to open (i.e. a jar or drawer.)
Item: Cadbury Crab Eggs. Appear to be standard confectionery, but when eaten, a live and angry blue crab emerges, presumably attacking the eater.
Item: Febreze™ Quick Shower: a bath in a spray-bottle! Hosing off afterwards is recommended, as the spray may take off a layer or two of skin as well.
Item: Nerd-Be-Gone spray; repels anything with with an intelligence score of 9 or higher.
Item: Monster Hunter’s Handbook; If you spend 48 hours over a period of 6 days or fewer studying the book’s contents and practicing its guidelines, you have advantage on Wisdom (Survival) checks to track any standard monster, as well as on Intelligence Checks to recall information about them.
Item: bat skeleton that has inexplicably retained its ears; can’t fly without the webbing between its dactyls, but great for spooky ambience (or as a Familiar with the standard bat’s +3 Listen bonus), especially if it starts crawling around on its giant fingers.
Item: Comfort Buddy: prevents all Morale drains; when used as a shield, it reflects Psychic attacks back on the caster.
Item: Mask of Ominousity: the wearer gains the ability to be infinity ominous but loses the ability to blink.
Item: Dancin’ Bird; acts as a living music box, chirping out a merry little tune and dancing gently to it.
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