I made a tome of 100 semi-random, game-breaking items from this blog and let each player in my campaign roll 1d100 for an item. Within the first twenty minutes of them getting their items, a male dwarven cleric launched twelve magic missiles from under his skirt and absolutely annihilated what was supposed to be a difficult boss. Thank you, randomitemdrop, you are a blessing upon me.
Tag: submission
Encounter: green dragon on a motorbike, for some reason
Item: candy cane shank; as a small stiletto-dagger, but minty coolness and Christmas cheer dull the wound so someone being stabbed doesn’t even feel it.
Q: hello, i was making a craft and a puddle of glue made a weird curved shape. Ive decided its an aboleth’s contact lens..what should it do when worn or looked through? follower suggestions welcome too!
A: just realized this has been sitting in the queue for long enough it’s probably too late, but…I’m happy for any other comments, but I would personally say Item: Aboleth’s contact lens; when worn as a mask, the wearer can make use the Aboleth’s probing telepathy, letting them see creatures’ greatest desires.
Item: the Friend of Decay, a plush construct whose mere presence causes everything in twenty feet to slowly gain a musty smell, colors fade, paper yellows, cloth wears, drywall moulders, glue stops holding…
We used the Butt Enhancement Cream (which I can’t find on the blog now of course) but some of the label was missing. The PCs convinced the NPC they hired to come along to rub it on his ankles to heal them and he was sufficiently traumatized. However, they did not rub enough on for him to get stuck and unable to pass through the doors due to butt size, which was disappointing to me as a GM.
Encounter: Gelatinous Cub
Makes everything really awful in the most roundabout ways possible, forcing you to trudge through just the worst shit or go out of your way to distract him while you get work done. Cannot be killed.
Encounter: The Animal-Vegetable-Mineralness of Everything
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