Item: Plaque of Knowledge: A plaque that can stick to any surface that one would traditionally be able to affix a plaque to. Can be asked questions about the anything that has happened within a one mile radius and it will give an answer under 42 characters long. Answers in the language the question was asked in.

my DM added the skub jar into the game and we spent an entire session fighting over it. it had 500 hit points and an armor class of 10. the session’s sorcerer used up their entire deck of illusions at once in a single room to create a distraction for another character to escape with it. two people almost died (one person got knocked unconscious twice), and it exploded and knocked out a third person and killed a fourth when the anti-skub team finally destroyed it. we are very, very lucky that the person who opened it was the team cleric.